Our Thesbian

Damen had to participate in the storytelling festival at school and this is the story he chose. All we know is that Grandma Ray passed it on to Grandma James who taught it to Steve (who performed it at a talent show when he was in elementary) who has told it to our kids from the time they were little. He ended up adding another verse to make it long enough but with that he tied for first place in his class, so the kids had to vote and he was one vote away from going to the next level, he lost to a girl, but when it's the girl that you really like--it's ok. There are more girls in the class than boys though and we all know at that age you vote for the person that is the same sex as you--duh, thus the reason he lost, we are sure of it!!!! ;)